College Freakin Hoops Articles

The University of Maryland East Shore is better off falling into the ocean. A team of 5 year old girls could easily dominate this team down low. They had a coach, but he thought better of it and went into hiding after he was known to have ties to the God-forsaken squad.

Their shortstop had 26 stolen bases last season, which is ironic since he is playing basketball. Their point guard suffered a massive stroke while he was trying to commit suicide.

Jonathan Huffman will have to step up his play this year. In the offseason he was struck by a large vehicle but should be back in playing shape by the time he is 32.