Sunday, October 08, 2006
Gonzaga Bulldogs
A turn to astrology to solve their problems
With the impending doom of losing Adam Morrison last season, Gonzaga knew that they would be a worthless scum of a basketball team come next March. In desperation, assistant coach Dick Flannagan suggested that astrology be used to try to win basketball games.
Flannagan geniusely arranged the only people in the world whos athletic biorhythms peaked at the exact point of all of their games. Unfortunately, all of these genome freaks have varying cases of mental disabilites, from mental retardation to morbid retardation.
This year the Zags will look more like special olympics participants than the Bulldogs of past, and Dick Flannagan will stab himself six times in a major artery by his miserable failure. In a magical ending to a storybook season, the Zags will pull together and beat Kansas for their first win of the season.
With the impending doom of losing Adam Morrison last season, Gonzaga knew that they would be a worthless scum of a basketball team come next March. In desperation, assistant coach Dick Flannagan suggested that astrology be used to try to win basketball games.
Flannagan geniusely arranged the only people in the world whos athletic biorhythms peaked at the exact point of all of their games. Unfortunately, all of these genome freaks have varying cases of mental disabilites, from mental retardation to morbid retardation.
This year the Zags will look more like special olympics participants than the Bulldogs of past, and Dick Flannagan will stab himself six times in a major artery by his miserable failure. In a magical ending to a storybook season, the Zags will pull together and beat Kansas for their first win of the season.
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