Sunday, October 08, 2006
Iowa State Cyclones
A decent team that fell into a pit of fire and got third degree burns from the inside out
You may know Iowa State as the team that barely won as many games as they lost in 2006, with a raging Preseason top 10 team that was a hot prediction to go all the way in the NCAA tournament. Curtis Stinson and Will Blalock were primed to go all the way, but their primal nature caused them to feed on one another and cannibalize all hopes and dreams of common decency.
With the untimely death of Stinson and Blalock becoming a game show host, Iowa State is left with no talent. The only people they have are pure black Africans who have never touched a basketball, but rather just starved while licking up the poisoned waters of the Amazon. With good coaching, these players can be morphed into the Michael Jordans of tomorrow
Unfortunately, Iowa State has a miserable coaching staff. Nobody knows or cares about their horrible abilities and lack of any personality. They will be miserable failures and be demoted to NCAA Division 3 by the end of the season, after a heartbreaking loss to a team of Indian Iguanas that didnt even know where they were or what they were doing.
You may know Iowa State as the team that barely won as many games as they lost in 2006, with a raging Preseason top 10 team that was a hot prediction to go all the way in the NCAA tournament. Curtis Stinson and Will Blalock were primed to go all the way, but their primal nature caused them to feed on one another and cannibalize all hopes and dreams of common decency.
With the untimely death of Stinson and Blalock becoming a game show host, Iowa State is left with no talent. The only people they have are pure black Africans who have never touched a basketball, but rather just starved while licking up the poisoned waters of the Amazon. With good coaching, these players can be morphed into the Michael Jordans of tomorrow
Unfortunately, Iowa State has a miserable coaching staff. Nobody knows or cares about their horrible abilities and lack of any personality. They will be miserable failures and be demoted to NCAA Division 3 by the end of the season, after a heartbreaking loss to a team of Indian Iguanas that didnt even know where they were or what they were doing.
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