Monday, October 09, 2006
LSU
Glen Davis walking in Shaq's footsteps
Since Shaquille O'neal left LSU for the NBA, they've not been taken seriously as a college basketball contender. With Glen "Big Baby" Davis leading the way, they were able to become a Final 4 team last year. But after freshman Tyrus Thomas left to team to become a clothing distributor, questions are raised about thiss years squad.
In the offseason, Big Baby worked hard to get his weight down and get in a traditional athlete's physique. He will soon see that his fat was the only thing that separated him from the rest of the pack. He will try to be a force in the paint but be helpless because he has become a weak piece of nothing. He will develop a minor case of bulimia and induce vomiting while taking breaks on the bench.
Soon Big Baby will realize it. He will realize that Shaq is not Shaq without massive percentages of body fat. One night he will eat for 16 straight hours tirelessly. Over time he will evolve into a raging blob of meat and suffocate opposing teams with his fat. This is why LSU is a serious contender in College Hoops this season.
Since Shaquille O'neal left LSU for the NBA, they've not been taken seriously as a college basketball contender. With Glen "Big Baby" Davis leading the way, they were able to become a Final 4 team last year. But after freshman Tyrus Thomas left to team to become a clothing distributor, questions are raised about thiss years squad.
In the offseason, Big Baby worked hard to get his weight down and get in a traditional athlete's physique. He will soon see that his fat was the only thing that separated him from the rest of the pack. He will try to be a force in the paint but be helpless because he has become a weak piece of nothing. He will develop a minor case of bulimia and induce vomiting while taking breaks on the bench.
Soon Big Baby will realize it. He will realize that Shaq is not Shaq without massive percentages of body fat. One night he will eat for 16 straight hours tirelessly. Over time he will evolve into a raging blob of meat and suffocate opposing teams with his fat. This is why LSU is a serious contender in College Hoops this season.
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