Sunday, October 08, 2006
Rising Rice
The massacred perversions of a middle aged man
The gauntlet has been laid. After being beaten ruthlessly and without mercy by the likes of Kansas, Oregon, and even Mason-Dixon Community College, the Rice Owls will stand in glory as the 2007 college basketball champions.
A One-man team, Morris Almond will single-handedly flabbergast and stun the greatest defenses in the world. At one point no one else will even be on the court, just Morris casting up a mystical haze to be sacrificed to the voodoo gods of basketball.
At this point they are playing Arkansas. Their mascot is a beloved hog, and Morris will sacrifice a veil of pig intestines in a haze of fire and brimstone. This infuriating smell of bacon will set the Razorback fans into a frenzy.
A deranged mobster will throw a cup of beer onto his chest as he lay on the announce table. Morris is soon to charge into the stands and beat the ever-loving out of a helpless man who's only purpose in life is, to this point, unclear.
Rice will be propelled into the national spotlight and build a dynasty with Morris Almond's grandchildren leading them to national championships.
The massacred perversions of a middle aged man
The gauntlet has been laid. After being beaten ruthlessly and without mercy by the likes of Kansas, Oregon, and even Mason-Dixon Community College, the Rice Owls will stand in glory as the 2007 college basketball champions.
A One-man team, Morris Almond will single-handedly flabbergast and stun the greatest defenses in the world. At one point no one else will even be on the court, just Morris casting up a mystical haze to be sacrificed to the voodoo gods of basketball.
At this point they are playing Arkansas. Their mascot is a beloved hog, and Morris will sacrifice a veil of pig intestines in a haze of fire and brimstone. This infuriating smell of bacon will set the Razorback fans into a frenzy.
A deranged mobster will throw a cup of beer onto his chest as he lay on the announce table. Morris is soon to charge into the stands and beat the ever-loving out of a helpless man who's only purpose in life is, to this point, unclear.
Rice will be propelled into the national spotlight and build a dynasty with Morris Almond's grandchildren leading them to national championships.
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