Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Western Kentucky
Where's the Hilltopper?
Former CEO of Western Kentucky University has disappeared from the college scene. Reporters have come on the scene asking, "Where's the Hilltopper?"
Mug shots of the man suggest that the one in question stole the Hilltopper mascot and is rumored to be wearing the suit on Zanzibar island, just east of Tanzania, Africa. Reporters also say that he might be heading to Ascension, a remote island halfway between South America and Africa.
University officials don't know when he will return, but it will be a dark future for Western Kentucky until he does.
Former CEO of Western Kentucky University has disappeared from the college scene. Reporters have come on the scene asking, "Where's the Hilltopper?"
Mug shots of the man suggest that the one in question stole the Hilltopper mascot and is rumored to be wearing the suit on Zanzibar island, just east of Tanzania, Africa. Reporters also say that he might be heading to Ascension, a remote island halfway between South America and Africa.
University officials don't know when he will return, but it will be a dark future for Western Kentucky until he does.
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