Monday, October 09, 2006

 

Why Kansas?

While many predicted that the Kansas Jayhawks would be the shit this year, many are led to believe that the Center for the Jayhawks has caught the chicken pocks in his urinary tract. This is sure to bring unpleasant times in Kansas.

While the team lay host to this awful wreckage, many Kansas players have claimed to have the same illness. God only knows what these men do with their free time.

With this upsetting news, the Jayhawks look like Jaymacks and will not be ready to make an impact on the 06-07 season.

This is sure to make some fans unhappy, as many have caught the disease and it is spreading throughout the world. Soon the fortune of the world's people may be taking a dive towards destruction.

I can only hope someone has made a vaccine. HELP!

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